I know what you're thinking...
|One coke-induced sugar rush later, and he's ready for his scheduled world domination...|
|He doesn't make toys because he's too busy joining forces|
with one of the most badass Catholics of all time...
the REAL Saint Nicholas
For some, more traditional folk...today is the day where kids leave out wooden shoes (or not-so-wooden) in hopes that they will contain toys or fruit after this saint makes a visit. Tradition holds that his saint was extremely generous and gave all he could to the poor.
|I will take the pair to the Right, thank you very much...|
Image borrowed from here
|Take that you heretic!|
***DISCLAIMER*** I am totally joking about punching people in the face. I DO NOT ENDORSE ANY FORM OF PUNCHING...HERETICS OR OTHERWISE.